Grease on Earth

By Mike Johnson

This sign hangs in the waiting room at my oil change place. Makes me chuckle every time.
In fact, it makes me want to riff on this idea until Ive created the definitive bible of such slogans.
You know, The Oil Testament.

Of course Id hand-write the words using pens oil. Most would laugh, unless they were stiff dipsticks stuck in a Quaker state.

Humor is the magic, free ingredient that makes every business more fun.

Fun = loyalty.

Loyalty = sales.

Sales = profit.

Profit = fun.

When you quart fun, it provides gallons of benefits. I find that pretty slick.


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